Dear Ron Paul Supporters: We get it. You like him. You really, really like him. You think he’s got solid positions on things like tax reform, the war in Iraq, and abolishing the Federal Reserve. You’re comfortable with the fact he wants to keep government out of people’s lives unless they’re a woman. You may even think he’s charming and intelligent, and we can’t blame you. He certainly seems to be a lot more on the ball than the last person from Texas to occupy the Oval Office. Here’s the thing, though. We can find out more about Ron Paul ourselves. The internet lets us do that without having to constantly hear you tell us how awesome you think he is. No hard feelings or anything: we get how you feel about this guy, but we don’t remember spamming your comments about the goddamn travesty that was seaQuest DSV’s cancellation.